When I was in high school I volunteered one weekend for a booth at my school’s annual “Harvest Festival”. I spent all day helping little kids throw rings onto impossibly large bottles and giving them little stuffed animals upon missing. It wasn’t exactly hard work, and it contributed towards my community service hours that my teachers all told me I needed to get into a decent college (they lied).
The only negative part of the experience was that the booth I worked in was placed right next to the “Karaoke Zone”, a television with a microphone and strange looking machine attached to it surrounded by folding chairs. For the next two days I was submitted to rendition after awful rendition of I Will Survive, Summer Lovin’, Bohemian Rhapsody, and Don’t Stop Believin’, with all mentions of sex and Beelzebub muted out, of course (it was a Christian school). On occasion the school’s chorus teacher would serenade us with the same Carol King song over and over again. By Sunday afternoon I was praying for a quick and painless death.
Since most of the kids taking the mic were middle-schoolers you’d probably think that adults are capable of making rational decisions when it comes to karaoke, but you’re wrong. Karaoke for adults, you see, is the domain of the drunk, a segment of society not particularly known for making well informed decisions. Don’t Stop Me Now, Wonderwall, and anything that’s ever been featured on one of the Rock Band games has been beaten to death, dug up, resurrected and then beaten to death once more by intoxicated Americans at every Karaoke bar from here to the Philippines, and it’s not just Americans. I’ve done quite a bit of travelling in my lifetime, and I’ve seen way too many Australian backpackers singing Land Down Under, sunburnt English girls on holiday in Spain massacring the Amy Winehouse version of Valerie and, more recently, people of all nationalities cracking their voices at the chorus to Adele’s Rolling in the Deep.
When choosing a song for Karaoke, it’s important that you keep in mind just how much your vocal cords can handle, as well as try to build up a little bit of street cred. Everybody’s heard Sweet Home Alabama, Brown Eyed Girl, and Sweet Caroline. Try something new. Remember how we all fell in love with Zooey Deschanel’s rendition of Sugartown in 500 Days of Summer? It’s not a particularly hard song to perform, doesn’t have very confusing lyrics, and is relatively obscure yet well known enough so that people watching won’t be bored out of their skulls. This is what I look for in a good Karaoke song.
So with that in mind, here are ten songs that I always seek out, although I will admit to going along with the odd Devil Wen’t Down to Georgia after a few shots of Jameson, but who wouldn’t?
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